Donna Voorhees has major news in the case of the local Penis Phantom. Plus: O'Fallon Hampagne, an interview with the Boomer Twins, and breaking news regarding an outbreak at a local swim meet. ​

Before, Grace was willing to do anything for her son to be alive again. Now...she'd do anything for him to rest. Told by Shannon Leigh Webber. 

Years ago, a train collided with a school bus full of children stalled on the tracks, killing everyone on board. Some believe the spirits of the children remain close, hoping to prevent their tragedy from ever being repeated. 

Let's get loud! It's the chillest day of the year, so roll it out, spark it up, and press play. We've got the video and audio clips you need to celebrate in style. Just don't forget to grab a snack!

One topic. Five minutes. For stoners, by stoners. Because sometimes you just need a high five. Rotating speakers cover topics from pop culture to politics. 

Dick Richards introduces a special audio performance of "Just Say No, Thank You!" and Brandi Kasper announces this year's Fight to the Death Eat-a-Thon at the O'Fallon Buffet.​

Just Say No, Thank You - Or You Will Die!

​The Marijuana Menace is attacking our INNOCENT COMMUNITIES, and the children are at risk! Donna Voorhees hosts “Just Say No, Thank You!” featuring beautifully acted scenes from the Mascoutah Community Center Theatre Players and the vital information YOU need. Plus: “How to Make Virgin Edibles,” and Johnny Crust: Weed Lawyer. 

Features Footprints, The Bed by the Window, The Hook, The Chainsaw Massacre, and Cemetary Soup told by Shannon Leigh Webber, Terri Lynne Hudson, Hannah Mary Simpson, Aaron Holland, and Bryan Renaud. 

Donna's still filling in for Martina Scarpino - but that's okay! Today's found tapes include singing, baby sharks, the local psychic hotline, and an urgent update regarding last week's report about the Battle of the Bands. 

Give...me...back...my...bone! An old woman makes a delicious pot of soup with a bone she found in a cemetery. That night, its owner appears in search of his missing piece.